tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-66413062011-04-21T14:32:55.775-07:00You know you're addicted to coffee when.............natolkowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651662867165802744noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6641306.post-1079657247209459452004-03-18T16:28:00.000-08:002004-03-18T16:50:46.700-08:001. You grind coffee beans in your mouth <br />2. You sleep with your eyes open <br />3. You have to watch videos in fast-forward <br />4. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake <br />5. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without the timer <br />6. You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week <br />7. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze <br />8. You chew on other people's fingernails <br />9. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse <br />10. You can type sixty words a minute with your feet <br />11. You can jump start your car without cables <br />12. You don't sweat, you percolate <br />13. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in <br />14. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them <br />15. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers <br />16. Instant coffee takes too long <br />17. You channel surf faster without a remote <br />18. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug <br />19. You short out motion detectors <br />20. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore <br />21. You help your dog chase its tail <br />22. You soak your dentures in coffee <br />23. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee and an IV hook-up <br />24. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked <br />25. You answer the door before people knock <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6641306-107965724720945945?l=natashastuff-coffee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>natolkowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651662867165802744noreply@blogger.com